My iPhone is broken....!

My iPhone is broken!!! It took my mutant power 6 days to destroy the phone. I was playing around with it tonight in between study breaks, and the stupid piece of equipment just stopped working. What the ??? My touch screen does not work. Just when I was starting to enjoy it - it breaks on me. I hope that is not any indication of my upcoming luck at all. I am going to have hubby return it tomorrow - ahhh! He's going to have so much fun torturing me on how I destroy anything electronic - just when I was trying to prove him wrong. I can just hear our conversation now - the same conversation we always have when I break something.

Me: Honey, my phone is broken.
Hubby: What? What did you break this time?
Me: I said my phone is broken
Hubby: Again?
Me: I didn't break it.
Hubby: Of course, you didn't, baby. It breaks by itself. Stupid microchip.
Me: Can you fix it? Just fix it.
Hubby: Your power is amazing! I've never seen a phone do that before.
Me: Stop.
Hubby: That's funny. I should put that on you tube. Let me see it.
Me: Here. Just fix it. Thanks. Stop laughing.

Me walking away all annoyed. Stupid phone.